skankitis

Early signs of yet undiagnosed venereal disease, usually acquired from sleeping with loose women.

"Fuckballs, bro! I slept with Janelle last night and my balls itch like a muhfukka. Shoot, bitch gave me a mean case of skankitis."

by rachel2007 December 28, 2007

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Stormitis

The condition of having an abnormal, in most cases, green vagna.

The sickest thing on the face of the earth. Any guys with any sense wouldn't touch that shit with a 10 foot pole. But some resort to the worst when there desperate.

Hey dude i'm hanging with that girl tonight... dude why thats sick she has stormitis....

by Petey123 July 11, 2009

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stoneritis

A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.

*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)

"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."

by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010

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