ScoMo

When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.

Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.

by Gent Nosh December 21, 2019

joseph somo

Ladies man. He is extremely talented and has a voice of a goddess and has a killer body. Joseph SoMo is a sexual minded being.

I love Joseph SoMo <3

by Hhuikjdd December 11, 2013

zoro on the stomach

The act of pulling out just before ejaculation and shooting semen on the stomach of your partner. You must keep jacking off with your hand and leave at least 2 (trails) of semen. If the semen is just shot it one blob, sadly you have not accomplished this move.

She wouldn't let me cum inside her so I went zoro on the stomach.

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

doing a scomo

The dropping of all things of importance in a time of need or emergency and fucking off somewhere else.

I’m doing a scomo because i’m a fuckhead.

by The zebra headed jungleman January 5, 2020

stemosh

Staunch, lemon and bosh.
Nuff said

Winning that acca was so stemosh

by Djdnejis March 17, 2023

Scomo

When you f*** up the COVID vaccine rollout, pressure a liberal state premier not to lockdown when even a child could see was necessary to continue a zero community COVID transmission strategy then gaslight young people and marginalised groups on national tv they are the reason for the extended nsw lockdown and COVID deaths.

Q: Do you think you actually act like a leader and set up an effective vaccine rollout to ensure the safety of Australians?

A: No, I already helped myself to the sort after vaccine so I’ll probably just Scomo it.

by Maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour July 13, 2021

Pesti Stomach

When one wakes up in the morning with extreme nausea and stomach cramps caused by ripping fake carts the day before.

Person 1: Dude, I’ve been dry heaving all morning and I have no Idea why.

Person 2: It’s probably Pesti Stomach from that fake ass cart you’ve been ripping.

by sr7777 June 19, 2019