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stoner crackers

uncooked ramen noodles crunched up with the seasoning packet mixed in
luke's chicken flavored stoner crackerz are bomb ass!!

Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
by PPJ-M and keggy keg October 19, 2011
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stonerstition

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.
by Voodoomouse May 1, 2011
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Stogerson

A ciggetate that is smoked after partaking in alcohol and/or drugs
Sober people: hey, man lets go
smoke a stoge

Fucked up people : my nigga it's time for a stogerson
by SmittyBeer November 5, 2013
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stoner law

The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana
Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011
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Stoner

1. Someone who reads the definition of stoner when they are high.
2. Someone who write a definition for the word stoner when they are high.
I am such a stoner, I'm writing the definition of stoner.
by 420 24 7 October 17, 2008
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Loner Stoner

A person that smokes cannabis alone because he/she prefers it.
I'll chill with who ever wants to blaze but smoking by yourself and being a loner stoner is the best and conservers YOUR weed from niggas.

Nothin beats the life of blazin all day and chillin :)!
by enigmaenigmaenigma July 29, 2010
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Stoner Smile

The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.
Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.

Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
by 420Chick July 15, 2009
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