birthday stalkblocked

when you go to stalk someone on facebook but they had a recent birthday so all you can see if happy birthday wall posts

Ron : dude did you see kelly's status last night? whats with that?

Jon : nah man i went to her profile cause she commented on my status but her birthday was two days ago so i was birthday stalkblocked

by suckmyballs666 September 21, 2011

stalkblock

when the social media you're using digitally 'twitches' when you're about to click on a friends name to see what they're up to. Usually the result of heavenly intervention, God's trying to tell you something, specifically that you're a creeper & stop stalking for a while. Take a break!

Man, I was about to peek in on my ex to see what she's up to, when Facebook twitched on me - I was totally stalkblocked! Maybe it's time to take a break from this chick...

by Benjobsessin' March 16, 2011

Spockblock

The act of punching holes in someone's argument or idea by way of pointing out how illogical it is.

I wanted to become an actor, but my father spockblocked me.

by Malion January 14, 2008

spockblocked

indirectly (through the use of clever words or space/time paradoxes) stopping a friend from getting laid or finishing the sex, if he does get laid.

You: Dude, you should jerk it before she comes over tonight, just in case you get laid. She'll think you last longer!

*friend, later that night after jacking off: sex lasts so long parents interrupt, meaning he couldn't finish*
Friend: Damn, he totally spockblocked me!

by Dane and Lylan October 29, 2011

sockblock

A sockblock is when one tries to block a cock with a sock. This is generally a major fail and can be confused with a condom (which is when it becomes an epic fail). For a better way to block cocks please contact 1-800-COCKBLOCK or go to your local cock blocking health facility located in Seoul, South Korea or Chicago, Illinois. If this is not local enough for you, please visit our website at www.cockblocksafety.com.

No, silly, that's a sockblock! You can't use that during sex!

by thatvideogirl October 21, 2011

Stock Block

The act of stocking one's product in another vendor's shelf space.

"The tom's potato chip vendor sent a complaint to upper management because the Frito-Lay guy stock blocked his section again."

by Veridon July 14, 2017

Shockblock

When someone tries to or does censor you.

Nick: So that’s when I put it right in her pu...
Lucy: HEY HEY WATCH YOUR MOUTH
Nick: Did you really just shockblock me?

by iamanthonydean March 24, 2019