Stitching

To put so much tobacco in a toot or drop-bong that it is impossible to pop, rendering the hit useless. Also, from this, to generally mess up something for yourself or someone else.

"Oh man, I stitched the bong"
"I just stitched myself up"

by Dan Hates You May 8, 2005

stitchuation

A humiliating debacle resulting from a sewing-related issue.

Sarge should have known better than to task Zero with repairing the Camp Swampy soldier's worn uniforms; the end-result of said buck-toothed farmer-boy's zealous-but-clueless tailoring efforts was a totally chaotic stitchuation with said duds --- a tangled mess of lumpy/crooked seams, sewn-shut cuffs and collars, errantly-placed buttons, puckered/wrinkled/gapping sleeves, etc.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

Switchfart

When you are letting out a long and fulfilling fart, but suddenly, midway through the fart, it changes tune and maybe becomes shrill, bass or downright throaty.

Bro 1: Bro I ate a huge bowl of stale taco shells last night while watching Dazed and Confused and let rip a long fart. But midway through the fart, it screeched and then as I clenched by butt, it changed to a wet fart noise.
Bro 2: Weird shit bro!
Bro 1: Nah bro. It was just a switchfart.

by TheGreySamaritan October 9, 2019

Snitchagander

A Michigan resident that find it too difficult to go to bed at night until they post to the Facebook community of a Michigan company or person that is less than compliant with the Governor’s mask decree.

Did you see the Snitchagander’s post about the barber that took his mask off while he went to the restroom?

by Jellos July 18, 2020

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.

Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.

by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021

Stitchbabe

A client that YazzyJ slays on a regular

To be blessed by the god

You are stitchbabe. Who did that for you I need to look like that.

by BlueDinero November 10, 2021

Switchfade

A hacking technique where you unplug all your cords and then plug them back in to throw off the opposition

Maz was on me for years… I had to hit him with the switchfade

by Insanefineese June 7, 2025