Stiffles

When a women (or man) gets cold and there nipples harden

"Jeez its getting cold in here"
"OMG YOU HAVE STIFFLES"
"Lick them"
ECT....

by Jake-AUS November 9, 2006

The Awkward Stiffie

The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason

Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"

Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie

by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009

Stiffie

when a guy looks at hot ass girl and gets MF hard...( while picturing her naked with those HUGE tits bouncing up and down)

I'm getting a big stiffie

by Johnny no name April 19, 2003

Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness

For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying

by Stu Marble December 23, 2007

morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006

stiffiesteve

This word comes from the word: stiffie
And it means a hot mother fucken weight liften, Bec rooting, hard cock mother fucker!

StiffieSteve sure did pump that bitch in the crapper pipe!

by Steve April 21, 2005

stuffies

Another word for stuff that "deserve" the word stuffies.
Can also be used under cases of hyperactivity, then everything becomes stuffies.

That's my favourite stuffie.
Could you get me some stuffies from the fridge?

by SuperWay April 22, 2006