sick little monkey

A very disturbed, and or deranged person. Normally they babble, or speak in tongues/pig-latin

Wow, that hobo is on sick little monkey!

by captain wiggly January 24, 2004

sick little monkey

a fat scottish twat that balls his eyes out at the drop of a hat, pathetically snivelling to himself , in the hope that someone will feel sorry for him and maybe shag him out of sympathy

that sick little monkey is beefing again.

by itsme September 26, 2003

sick little monkey

A man who relies on his ability to seem sensitive and cry on demand to get laid.

by TROG September 25, 2003

sick little monkey

kind and sensitive scottish bloke who deservedly gets loads more shags then dan. Broke my heart when he maet Rachel.

by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Money Stick

A male organ, often below average in size, with the sole purpose of compelling its owner to submit financially to unobtainable women.

I sent him a picture to make his money stick hard so he would pay for my lunch.

by Mister Big Boy January 3, 2022

stink on a monkey

Phrase used to assure another person that you are handling something. The term is very similar to "like white on rice" or "like flies on shit".

Person One: "The boss needs you to pick up his Ferrari from the shop."

Person Two: "I'm on it, like stink on a monkey!"

by DezlPower July 13, 2003

sick money

To make an obscene amount of money. rich, super rich, high net worth, load out the butt, loaded out the caboose, 1%, millionaire, billionaire, baller, player, wall street, tech industry, offshore accounts, drug empire, narcotics

Every time I drive to the Hamptons, I see another 30 million dollar home under construction. There must be a lot of people making sick money to pull that off.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016