Steve Job

It’s like a boob job, but it’s in a turtleneck.

“Yooo I just got the best Steve Job ever.”

by Crystalizer67 April 18, 2021

steve job

The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach.
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"

"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"

by baggage6040 November 19, 2011

Steve Job

The act of getting fucked for paying too much for an Apple product.

Oh man, Larry just got a steve job from that girl at the Apple Store- she made him buy two iPods.

by JustinIsNotCool February 4, 2009

A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

Steve Job

To perform oral sex in a computer chair or in the proximity of a computer.

"Dude Venezia totally wants to give Ben a steve job."

by Chiens May 26, 2008

Steve Job

The act of getting a blow job or rim job while playing Iphone games and/or on a Mac computer.

Bro 1: Dude I hear Kaitlin gave you a sick steve job last night is that true?

Bro 2: Yea man, I finished the entire campaign of angry brids durring it too!

by THE Steve Job Extradinaire October 7, 2011

Stevebob611

Someone who manipulates people too make themself look better

Person 1: hi you're cool
Stevebob611: says the one who called me an asshole before

by wwrewswswwwwsdfswwwfsdf November 10, 2022