step mom

A woman who by her own choice loves and cares for her husbands child/children. A stepmother is the mother in her household. Gods gift to some children to make up for the loser mothers that gave birth to them.

She is the worlds greatest Step mom.

by shiggity-shiggity-schwha April 13, 2006

step mom

lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late

friends mom chill

step mom what are you doing ?!?

by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 26, 2022

Step-mom

The cunt that gave your dad a couple blowjobs, then took all his money, and ruined both your lives.

Me: Dad! Your wife (my Step-mom) is such a bitch!
Dad: YEAH, in bed.

by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019

step mom

Someone who CAN be nice sometimes. But many people hate their step mom's. I actually like mine, she is actually really nice.

Bob: "I hate my step mom. She's a whore."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."

by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007

step mom

1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.

2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.

1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"

2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!

by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005

Step mommed

To have someone's step mom pour ranch dressing on you after being floor tommed.

So And So's step mom step mommed the ugly one.

by Xero January 20, 2005

Step-mom

The thick ass mother figure every step son wants to fuck

Step-mom hi Dan
Step-son thinking I would fuck you till you were pregnant and broken
Step-son hi

by I whould fuck my stepmother June 25, 2021