Step-mom

The cunt that gave your dad a couple blowjobs, then took all his money, and ruined both your lives.

Me: Dad! Your wife (my Step-mom) is such a bitch!
Dad: YEAH, in bed.

by Bobby Blackdick December 16, 2019

step mom

lmao i actually thought that all of the male population had incest festishs bc i hit puberty a lil late

friends mom chill

step mom what are you doing ?!?

by Lil barnacles #1 fan February 26, 2022

step mom

Someone who CAN be nice sometimes. But many people hate their step mom's. I actually like mine, she is actually really nice.

Bob: "I hate my step mom. She's a whore."
Me: "I actually like my step mom, she is really nice."
Bob: "Dude, you're a dick."

by The Guy on Main St October 16, 2007

step mom

1. The hottest cheerleader in your high school class that your rich old dad just married and moved into your house and you can't stop thinking about boinking.

2. The 30 something Thai bargirl your dad just married and brought home that gives you a raging hard-on. See MILF.

1. "Ted, your mom's really hot! "Shut up Bill!"

2. Step mom "Son, will you put lotion on my back" BOING!

by The Vampire LOGOS October 11, 2005

Step-mom

The thick ass mother figure every step son wants to fuck

Step-mom hi Dan
Step-son thinking I would fuck you till you were pregnant and broken
Step-son hi

by I whould fuck my stepmother June 25, 2021

Step mom

A step mom is a mom that your dad found on some dating site.A step mom is a creature that will wait until you are in a false sense of security,then start talking to you.After this the step mom will start gently rubbing your thigh then start pressuring you to have sex with her you do it and 9 months later your dad will be asking here whose baby is that.On rare occasion when the step mom wants anal sex she might produce Fucklematter

my step mom lured me into a closet and now her face is white.

by big hotdog in bun guy January 4, 2020

Step Mom

Aka “Bonus Mom”

Marries a man with children and because she loves said man so much, she adopts his kids into her heart and puts up with a lot of backlash because of it such as BM hating her existence and forcing children to do the same. Step moms are saints but are often not allowed to make important decisions for the children or love them despite step mom’s love and adoration for said children.

Her step mom gives her hugs and tells her she loves her so much. What a lucky kid to have such a loving step mom!

by WanderingTAPdancer September 24, 2018