Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 5, 2003

Steven Stewart

He is a fucking little pedo who shags kids he likes the feel of kids dick. Better known as stevo the pedo. Please keep him away from your kids he will try to put his cock up their arse. He has a white van and drives it around the parks looking for kids to snatch

Steven stewart is a nonce

by 384829572938582 October 28, 2019

Marjory Stewart-Baxter

*Another finger-puppet friend of Salad Fingers
who is the only female puppet out of all three puppets.
*A very beautiful woman.
*Someone who tastes' like sunshine dust.

"Marjory Stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust"
"You look like Marjory Stewart-Baxter"

by Kristina Wallace January 13, 2006

John Stewart

Jon Stewart spelled wrong.

The Daily Show: With Jon Stewart

by 2tone army September 29, 2004

Alf Stewart

Alfred James "Alf" Stewart is a fictional character from the Australian Channel Seven soap opera Home and Away and and a parody of doodleburger, full time rapist played by Ray Meagher. The character debuted on-screen during the serial's pilot episode on 17 January 1988 while raping Sally. . Meagher is the only remaining original cast member still present. Thanks to Summer Bay, Alf still has his thunder. Also Loose as fuck.

Have you seem the little Cambodian kid Alf Stewart stole from the markets?

Exactly.

by Rape101 October 20, 2013

Stewart

A Stewart (also called a stew ) is a person who exudes goodness and kindness.

His sweet smile will make your knees go weak.
But the real magic of a Stewart comes in his stories. Talking to a Stewart on the phone makes you feel lucky. Special even. A Stewart is a giver. A cherisher. Worth cherishing. And a wonderful soul. Plus a total hottie. Especially when he has surf hair.

Whoa did you just see that Stewart?!
Obviously, I’m on the floor.

by StormAsh June 17, 2018

Stearns County Syndrome

Resulting from people never leaving Stearns County, Minnesota. Inbreeding to this severity results in adults teaching biology for way too long to a class full of inbred stearns county children, drinking too much german beer, and dating your first cousin. Common last names include Schramel, Mueller, Schmitz, Schmitt, Gerken, or any other german last name.

Mrs. Bio Teacher: "Okay children, did you know there is a syndrome named after us? Yes, Stearns County Syndrome manifests itself as inbreeding in Stearns County citizens."

by Stearns County Girl October 21, 2011