You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.
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Steiner Line: A Description of a moment while talking when you mess up what you were going to say, like Pro Wrestler Scott Steiner would do while cutting promos. This often leads to friends pointing out your mistake by simply saying "Steiner Line!"
Term was coined by Scott Vogler and the Blitz Team
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Term was coined by Scott Vogler and the Blitz Team
Definition by Alex White. Please check out Bruce Blitz's channel on Youtube!
EX: I was doing a speech in class, but I pulled a Steiner Line and had to correct myself.
I pulled a Steiner Line when I called my friend Jason another name by mistake.
I pulled a Steiner Line when I called my friend Jason another name by mistake.
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A wrestling move that usually starts out with a wrestler picking up another wrestler in a stalling suplex position from a shortened amount of time. Then the wrestler rotates the person taking the move towards him slightly into a tombstone type position. Then the person giving the move executes a sitout tombstone piledriver.
*This can be very dangerous if the person taking the move doesn't know how to protect himself. Don't wrap your arms around the persons waste like a tombstone piledriver because you usually end up dumped on your head from that. The person taking it should wrap their right arm over the top of the shoulder towards his opponent and link his other arm under the armpit area and clutch his wrists tightly together. You should also tuck your head in.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not respondsible for what you do with this move. Exercise good judgement and remember that Jesus love you.
A wrestling move that usually starts out with a wrestler picking up another wrestler in a stalling suplex position from a shortened amount of time. Then the wrestler rotates the person taking the move towards him slightly into a tombstone type position. Then the person giving the move executes a sitout tombstone piledriver.
*This can be very dangerous if the person taking the move doesn't know how to protect himself. Don't wrap your arms around the persons waste like a tombstone piledriver because you usually end up dumped on your head from that. The person taking it should wrap their right arm over the top of the shoulder towards his opponent and link his other arm under the armpit area and clutch his wrists tightly together. You should also tuck your head in.
DISCLAIMER: I'm not respondsible for what you do with this move. Exercise good judgement and remember that Jesus love you.
by Atell18 July 14, 2009
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