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Steven Stone 

The Elite Champion from Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire. However, in the extension, Pokemon Emerald, Wallace replaces him as Champion and instead he's a PedoStalker, who stalks the 10-year old player throughout the entire game.

He's uberly sexy, and I would do anything to get into his pants.

He's got a huge Stone fetish, and appeared in a single episode in the anime (Lance stole his spotlight during the Team Magma & Aqua thingy), but has a major part in the Pokemon Special manga, during the Ruby & Sapphire arc.

Can you believe he actually spent ages in Dewford Cave (in the anime) looking for a FIRE STONE? And Fire Stones can be BOUGHT in Kanto! You're not exactly that bright, are you, Steven? And he can't say he couldn't afford the fire stone, he's filthy rich.

Oh, and in Pokemon Platinum, he used to own the villa that you (the player) get in the Resort Area. Isn't that nice?

He's commonly paired up with:

Wallace (OriginShipping)
Brendan/Ruby (IshiShipping)
May (HoennChampionShipping)
Scott (PedoStalkerShipping - I'm not lying, that's the name)

...and just about any other character and/or Pokemon in the canon.
Fangirl 1: OMFFGGGGG STEVEN STONE IS SO SEXYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. ORIGINSHIPPY FTW!!!!!
Fangirl 2: I agree, Steven is uberly sexy. But I'm a HoennChampionShipper
Fangirl 1: NUHUHHHHH, ORIGINSHIPPY KYAAAAAAA
Fangirl 2: k, that's nice
Steven Stone by ValeriaAtWhitby August 22, 2009

Steven Stewart 

He is a fucking little pedo who shags kids he likes the feel of kids dick. Better known as stevo the pedo. Please keep him away from your kids he will try to put his cock up their arse. He has a white van and drives it around the parks looking for kids to snatch
Steven Stewart by 384829572938582 October 28, 2019

Stefan Salvatore 

Stefan Salvatore is the best character from the CW show, The Vampire Diaries. He used to date Elena Gilbert played by Nina Dobrev and I totally ship Stelena, even though EVERYONE ships Delena. The character is played by Paul Wesley who is currently dating Phoebe Tonkin, she is also part of The Vampire Diaries family, mainly to The Originals. And not to forget, HE IS SO HOTTT!!!!
Stefan Salvatore: I know that its hard to understand, but I'm doing this for you.

Elena Gilbert: No. You don't get to make that decision for me. If you walk away, its for you, because I know what I want. Stefan I love you

AND THEN THEY HAVE THE BEST KISS EVERRRR!!!! And sleep together.. (for the first time together)

Steven Spielnigga 

The popular line from a Lil Wayne song that makes it seem like he's having intercourse with your significant other.
"Make a movie with yo bitch, Steven Spielnigga."
Steven Spielnigga by BlackAss666 February 13, 2014

Stefan Salvatore 

Damon Salvatore: whos your other bff?

me: Stefan Salvatore, your brother.
Stefan Salvatore by Papi Wiggles January 13, 2021

pulling a Steven Slater 

Acting out your crazy job-quitting fantasy during a particularly difficult work day.
I really felt like pulling a Steven Slater at work today, but I really need the money
pulling a Steven Slater by mn24 August 10, 2010

stefan salvatore 

character from the vampire diaries
very sexy salvatore brother. rippah. klefan for the win.

btw hes 5'11 and weights 172lb. RAIL ME NOW PLS.