Alaskan Steamroller

This is a sex move preformed near the end of sex. In this move, the male ejaculates on the partners chest or stomach. After ejaculation the male can use his testicles to spread the sperm all over the partners body.

Virgin #1 : Last night I totally gave Lisa the Alaskan Steamroller!
Virgin #2 : Radical bro!

by Alaskan Steamroller May 29, 2018

Seattle Steamroller

The act of pouring hot cappuchino on the penis during the climax of an ejaculation causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly ejaculates into one's eyeball.

I have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

by M-Chill December 19, 2012

cuban steamroller

A cuban steamroller is when a person does a roly poly and shits as he rolls.

Wow, did you see that guy do a cuban steamroller last night?

Hell yeah, what a weirdo.

by DoleDUck February 24, 2014

smallwood steamroller

A sexual act of ejaculating on a person's face, then rolling your flacid penis, hence small wood, across said person's face.

I hooked up with a girl in Kentucky and totally gave her a smallwood steamroller.

by flarmp375 November 17, 2017

louisiana steamroller

When you are having intercourse with a black woman and she gets up on your chest and takes a large dookie on your chest.

Hey Brad how was that chick last night?

It was wierd as fuck she did a Louisiana steamroller on me and now I have a rash.

by Kevin's not my real name February 27, 2020

steamloller

A steamroller containing the substance of 'lol'. Suggests hearty lollerin'

"Steamloller!"

by steamloller March 13, 2003

steamroller

This is a pipe with the carb (choke) on the end opposite the mouthpiece, as opposed to on the side. The general idea is to get as haughty a hit as possible by holding a finger over the carb while lighting the bowl and sucking in until the chamber is full, then releasing your finger and inhaling to clear the chamber. Coughing and hacking may follow (expect it).

"After 2 hits from the steamroller I had to go to bed."

by sativamy July 2, 2004