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Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!

A phrase used when someone does something stupid, or something goes wrong.
Person 1 trips over.

Person 2: "Shoulda Stayed Down, Chack!"
by whiteShadow00 June 14, 2009
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Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
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shit stained thumb knuckle

Its when you wipe your ass after a particularly filthy dump and you get a shit stain your thumb knuckle.
I was pleased to finally get the key to the executive wash room, however Stan Phillips was not pleases to see that I had a shit stained thumb knuckle when I shook his hand at the share holder meeting.
by jim dandyy June 13, 2011
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Stauner (stawner)

Scottish (Glaswegian) term literally meaning "Stander".

A penile erection
Look at that bawbag oan the danceflair, he's makin' ae right stauner ae himsel
by Barelystanding December 18, 2004
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Carpet Stainer

When you pull-out and go to cum on a girl's belly, but your dick is too short and you end up cuming on her carpet (pubes), and she can't wash it out.
Benny is such a carpet stainer... you should've seen kitty rinsing and repeating her pubes.
by UNAMVU April 26, 2011
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Stanned

Past tense of being an overzealous or obsessive fan of a particular celebrity/artist/person/character, etc.

STalker + fAN = STAN

Eminem's song "Stan" embodied all the aspects of what it means to be a huge fanatic of a music artist, and the word has since been used to encompass all obsessive fan behavior.
who was the first group you ever stanned? do you still stan them or have you moved on?
by Jay Ha September 16, 2018
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stawner

'Look at that guys raging stawner! It's huge!!'
by Jimbojetset67 June 11, 2017
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