Staunch Cunt

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt

i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt

by Bevdogg August 7, 2011

Staunch

(Bogan Australia slang term)

To adopt a pose (usually with one’s fists between their legs) and intense stare with the purpose of intimidating or degrading a weaker individual.

Jackson hunches his shoulders over and flexes his arms inwards so his fists hover just inside his out-turned knees. He locks manic eyes with Tom.

Tom: “Oh shit, cunt’s fuckin staunching me. I feel like such a shitcunt beta”

by Shut up smelly Reddit boy November 27, 2019

Starched Sock

A sock that you keep by the bed to jerk off into. So called because eventually it gets stiff as a board from all the dried chimp.

Don't look under the bed- there may be a couple of starched socks under there!

by Big Chimper July 7, 2003

staunch

1. very loyal and committed - adjective

2. Stop or restrict - verb

1. He was a staunch supporter of the cause

2. The medic staunched the flow of blood from the wound

by Haruspex August 9, 2008

Staunch

To be very strongly in favour of British traditions, specifically in regards to Rangers Football Club and Unionism.

Can refer to behaviour or a person's characteristics, or even items.

Very staunch lock screen you've got there
Ross is staunch as fuck, absolutely hates the tarriers

by KS1872 December 2, 2020

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Stanchesterrrrr

stanchester is place were the first day u go back there’s multiple fights and trackstars too stop it. I definitely recommend this school lovely place to put your child in

Stanchesterrrrrs means multiple birds and the bees 🕺

by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021