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fuck stutter

When someone loses the ability to think or complete a sentence without saying fuck a bunch of times.
Ahhh, that fuckin fuckin, ahh fuck that fuckin fuck fuck. FUCK!
by DO.g March 9, 2004
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Starter Penis

A penis that is small in girth and length. The term comes from the fact that these penises are easy to take up the asshole. That makes them good penises to start with because they will gradually spread your asshole.
I wanted to have sex with John, but his dick is so thick that it only got an inch up my asshole. Instead, I let Daniel fuck me. He has a starter penis.
by LaurenTrattner March 3, 2014
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shitter shatter

A rapid series of light farting/crapping noises when you're on the toilet taking a shit.
"He heard shitter shattering from the bathroom."
by BagofMojo October 30, 2015
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Shit Starter

A person who likes to stir pots of trouble and cause grief. Usually this involves saying something to someone they know will upset that person.
Adrian is a shit starter for telling Cody that this chick has a nice truck, when he knows that it will upset Cody.
by M-Dawg-Draze April 27, 2017
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shatter

My condition was flaring up so I took a dab of shatter
by badfish565 September 20, 2013
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shatter

A high potency cannabis extract that is pressed into a thin translucent sheet. It shatters like glass hence the name. Also called dabs by some partakers.
Good guy: I made some really dank shatter from last season's crop. Wanna try some?
Lucky guy: You bet!!
by GGG4896 January 13, 2019
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Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011
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