A distracting mental effect experienced by most males which is caused by close proximity to a woman whose breasts are either obviously large, or are on display.
"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"
"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
by sarzia September 30, 2011
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Wayne Static, frontman, vocalsand guitarist has an unique explosive style of 'singing' or rather shouting his lyrics. Giving it all a odd ring to it. Body language on stage is very fitting with his singing.
Static-X is a kind of band you either love, or hate. It has the typical modern american, simple riffs and great focus the sound.
Wayne Static, frontman, vocalsand guitarist has an unique explosive style of 'singing' or rather shouting his lyrics. Giving it all a odd ring to it. Body language on stage is very fitting with his singing.
Static-X is a kind of band you either love, or hate. It has the typical modern american, simple riffs and great focus the sound.
snippet from track "Otsegolation" by Static-X
if we gain by severance
we gain most of all
annihilate your kindness
twisting those involved
scenes of revolution
scenes of your destruction
we are desolation
we are isolation
if we gain by severance
we gain most of all
annihilate your kindness
twisting those involved
scenes of revolution
scenes of your destruction
we are desolation
we are isolation
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A division of math that requires much writing and analytical thought. Taken by AP nerds, those hellbent on going to the 'best' colleges, or by those with a masochistic streak. Can be taken in place of Caluculus, or, for those who really enjoy self-punishment, concurrently. Mostly taken by seniors.
I'm taking Statistics AP this year because I don't feel like taking Calc AP, but my year wouldn't be hellish enough without it.
by Ms. Midori February 17, 2009
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by jellybean121 October 7, 2009
Get the ap statistics mug.The lead singer of Static-X of course. Known for his awesome scream singing and wicked long ass beard (similar to Shavo Odadjian's) and of course....his hair. His hair is like BAM! Stands straight up through an entire performance thanks to hair spray. It should also be mentioned that Wayne is one of the few men who can use hair spray and spend about twenty minutes on their hair without being considered "Gay."
Wayne is also a vegetarian because he opposes animal captivity and is atheist. Oh, and he did the common rock star thing and married a porn star *eye roll*
Wayne is also a vegetarian because he opposes animal captivity and is atheist. Oh, and he did the common rock star thing and married a porn star *eye roll*
From a Livewire interview:
Livewire: Would you feel proud if you offended the devil?
Wayne: (laughs) I don't believe in the devil!
Livewire: So you're an atheist.
Wayne: Yes.
Livewire: What would you like your gravestone to say?
Wayne: I'm not really into gravestones. I'm more interested in cremation and have my ashes scattered over the desert where I drive my truck.
Livewire: At least you didn't pick your cats litter box.
Wayne: (laughs) I mean - I'm not into that whole ritualistic burying thing. You know you're dead and you have a tombstone and people go there and cry every birthday or whatever. You know you're done dude - just cremate the shit and whatever.
Livewire: Is your image really your personality or is it just a gimmick?
Wayne: My image is my onstage personality. It fits the music and it just comes out of me onstage. During, like everyday life I'm much more low key. I prefer to just kinda blend in and not make a spectacle of myself. I kind of view it like KISS in their make-up days. I'm sure Gene didn't put on the make-up to watch TV and sit around the house. My look isn't something that I just thought up one morning - it sort of evolved over a few years. I didn't have the hair and the beard at first. I kept my head shaved. I had really long hair and then I shaved it when I was in L.A. I kept it shaved for about 2 years and then I started growing a goat. Then I had this beard thing going on so I let my hair grow out and it sort of evolved into what it is now.
--And that would be Wayne Static for you.
Livewire: Would you feel proud if you offended the devil?
Wayne: (laughs) I don't believe in the devil!
Livewire: So you're an atheist.
Wayne: Yes.
Livewire: What would you like your gravestone to say?
Wayne: I'm not really into gravestones. I'm more interested in cremation and have my ashes scattered over the desert where I drive my truck.
Livewire: At least you didn't pick your cats litter box.
Wayne: (laughs) I mean - I'm not into that whole ritualistic burying thing. You know you're dead and you have a tombstone and people go there and cry every birthday or whatever. You know you're done dude - just cremate the shit and whatever.
Livewire: Is your image really your personality or is it just a gimmick?
Wayne: My image is my onstage personality. It fits the music and it just comes out of me onstage. During, like everyday life I'm much more low key. I prefer to just kinda blend in and not make a spectacle of myself. I kind of view it like KISS in their make-up days. I'm sure Gene didn't put on the make-up to watch TV and sit around the house. My look isn't something that I just thought up one morning - it sort of evolved over a few years. I didn't have the hair and the beard at first. I kept my head shaved. I had really long hair and then I shaved it when I was in L.A. I kept it shaved for about 2 years and then I started growing a goat. Then I had this beard thing going on so I let my hair grow out and it sort of evolved into what it is now.
--And that would be Wayne Static for you.
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Combination of "statistically significant" and "significant other."
Combination of "statistically significant" and "significant other."
Since he spent twice as much time with Karen as with any of the other girls he was dating, his friends called Karen his statistically significant other.
by Brett Lider February 5, 2009
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What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".
It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.
What the author of this article should be revising now, Statistical Mechanics (or stat mech as it's more conveniently known) can be described by many physics students as a "cluster-fuck of endless equations and probability distribution functions designed to intentionally screw up their mind altogether".
It is widely known that stat mech is utterly incomprehensible until the actual exam day, when all the nonsensical examples and equations (most notably finding the entropy of an elastic band expressed as a function of the number of links in said band, and the expression of gas molecules as masses on springs) seem to reach perfect clarity and they tend to walk out with at least a 2-1.
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