Starmer

1) A person so irritating that even pigeons would rather cross the street than share a bench with them.

2) A human embodiment of buffering - loud, unnecessary, and always getting in the way.

3) (literal) A person who enjoys private handshakes with themselves. (You know what I mean...)

"That man watches too many adult movies.... what a Starmer!"

by NatwestBanker1801 September 29, 2025

Kier starmer

A coniving, scheming, duplicitous, granny murdering, pension stealing little shit who is regrettably our Prime Minister

Have you seen what Kier Starmer has done now? He's so arrogant that he gives politicians a bad name

by Berty777 February 6, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

Keir Starmer

See- Warmonger
Also See- Retard

Voting Keir Starmer is the worst thing you could've done fellow Brits, well done!

by UltimateDoge July 11, 2024

Keir Starmer

As boring as John Major and as honest as Boris Johnson. The establishment's choice for prime minister.

Keir Starmer is a prick

by ehnowthen July 13, 2024

Queer Starmer

A secretly gay man who acts as a straight man

He's a not straight, he a queer starmer

by anonymous May 31, 2025

Keir Starmer

Wet-Wipe

Keir Starmer is a Wet Wipe

by Ghanghster May 9, 2024