The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.
"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."
"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
"Well don't expect me to clean it up."
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Get the standing invitation mug.Making ones self almost ejaculate but completely stopping just before you actually climax. Wait 20-30 seconds and continue. Perform this process 4-12 times for maximum pleasure and then when one finally ejaculates, the nut has an incredible mass.
This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.
This process is usually performed during wanking but can be adapted in sexual inter course.
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Get the Standing Blow-vation mug.When someone is looking at you so intentivley and deeply that it feels like they're looking PASSED you and your physical features and staring into your soul inside you.
****Makes you feel really uncomfortable and you usually look away.****
****Makes you feel really uncomfortable and you usually look away.****
Guy 1: wow don't look at me like that...
Girl 1: like what?..
Guy 1: Like how you were just looking at me; I feel like you were staring into my soul so deep thats you're trying to steal it.
Girl 1: like what?..
Guy 1: Like how you were just looking at me; I feel like you were staring into my soul so deep thats you're trying to steal it.
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