slavebater

A masterbater pleasures themself, but a "slavebater" is a girl or prostitute known for giving handjobs.

Sindy is a real cheap ho, but she's really just a slavebater.

by Sex Ed November 22, 2006

bathroom stalemate

Much like in the game of chess, a bathroom stalemate is when two people are in a public restroom and neither wants to be the first to go, so both sit silently in their respective stalls as they wait for the other to leave, or for some loud noise to disguise their business.

1-I had to poop but found myself in a bathroom stalemate and had to wait for 20 minutes.
2- Stupid public bathrooms!

by TheRealIP September 26, 2013

stalefate

being in a situation where no matter what you do, you cannot avoid harsh consequences.

If I tell my parents, I'll be grounded for eternity. If I don't, they'll eventually find out and then ground me for eternity. Either way, I'm in a stalefate.

by brach95 February 22, 2011

salibate

Using the saliva to masturbate esp. when enticed by rich or decadent food items.

When Fatam saw that the paczki were filled with fudge and butter, he began to salibate vigorously.

by Maxpower929 September 7, 2016

Stalebait

A sexual partner well past their prime. The polar opposite of Jailbait.

I'm not going down to the Wellie Park, it's full of stalebait

by theshane September 22, 2007

Stalemate

When, during the act of defecation, one realizes that there is not sufficient time to finish due to difficulty of the dump, and therefore wipes prematurely.

I feel a strange pressure on my rectum because I reached a stalemate in the bathroom in order to make it to class on time.

by Boohole Pluggin May 6, 2010

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by Console wars are gay April 21, 2022