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Stalinium

Stalinium is a super metal forged by Stalin during the Russian Civil War but wasn't made to use during the conflict because of supply problems. Then after the war Stalin refined the metal with the will of the people to bring the metal to its next form AS TRUE STALINIUM. When the Nazis invaded Russia during WW2 Stalin used the SUPPER METAL to protect his tanks from German shells (which bounced off the tank).Even after the war the metal was still used in tanks, planes, and guns and After the fall of the U.S.S.R. the metal was refined by Putin to make a metal witch some scientists think is the material that was used to contain the ark of the covenant. This Metal is putinium
Stalinium beats nothing
by Russian man321 September 26, 2017
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gang stalking

It's called Zersetzung. It's used by cults and governments. Developed by the east German Stasi secret police Zersetzung means deconstruction. It used psychological warfare to nuetralize dissidents. There is actively a global Zersetzung.
by TI Satan November 13, 2022
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borderline stalking

Generally someone who *happens* to pass by your house when they get the urge to "see" you. This person is slightly deranged and/or deluded & have created a fantasy life in their heads with you, the object of desire as their main focus. They believe you are their soul mate. Borderline stalking behaviour includes frequent online stalking.

Borderline stalkers are surprisingly very apt at hiding their rampant obsessions when they fear getting caught by others. They will go to all kinds of lengths to hide their disproportionate feelings when necessary which can even lead to them being cruel.
A borderline stalker is typically a very lonely person with some psychological issues. This type of stalker almost always has a crushing fear of true intimacy; they deliberately seek to "love from a distance". They unconciously pick partners that are unsuitable for them or already unavailable for *romantic pickings*. They may not even have a genuine desire for a real relationship with you - it might be a sexual obsession for instance.Many potential stalkers suffer from some kind of personality disorder such as Schizoid Personality Disorder.

many Borderline Stalkers are driven by fear of abandonment. They refuse to deal with the external reality of rejection by replacing it with a strong inner fantasy life of maladaptive daydreaming and inner dialogues = a 'Fantasy Prone Personality'. They are painfully indecisive about taking action in his/her life. Their worst fear is rejection.
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A borderline stalker is akin to a secret admirer, they always seem to be in the background of your life like a wallflower.

They are skilled at making their borderline stalking behaviour seem like a coincidence.
"Harry always has lunch at the same time as me in the cafeteria... Sometimes he follows me to class too. He watches me eat and slurp my slurpy. I am sure he is sexually aroused... what a borderline stalker!"

Genuine/Garden Variety Stalker: "Alicia and I have been broken up for 4 years but she still calls and breathes down the phone. It is so freaky. She even leaves empty beer cans on my front doorstep with notes attached to them like *see what you're missing out on*"
by DamselInDistress September 14, 2013
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Captain Stabbin'

A Porn made by Reality Kings (Not Bang Brothers as Family Guy suggests.) in which a guy wearing a Captian's Hat has anal sex with a bunch of chicks on a boat.
This is the reference to it on Family Guy.

Woman: Hello, Fundamental Industries. How can I help you?
Brian Griffin: Yeah... Uh... Is this... Is this Bang Brothers?
Woman: Yes.
Brian Griffin: Oh, okay. I-I'd like to cancel my subscription.
Woman: Uh, what's your name?
Brian Griffin: Brian Griffin.
Woman: And which site did you belong to?
Brian Griffin: Uh, Captain Stabbin'.
Woman: And how are you spelling that?
Brian Griffin: Uh... Um, Captain, full word, then Stabbin', S-T-A-B-B-I-N-Apostrophe.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian Griffin: You know, instead of a G at the end.
Woman: I'm sorry sir, I'm not finding that site. Uh, what was the subject matter?
Brian Griffin: Um, uh... A guy doing chicks on a boat in a, uh, a captain's hat.
Woman: Okay, I'm checking.
Brian: The uh... The passengers had just signed up for a tour of the harbor, and um... And all that stuff happened.
by MewWinx96 October 6, 2012
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When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010
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cabin stabbing

An episode of rough sex involving the use of the penis as a weapon to "stab" the female.

It elicits a reaction celled "agony" in Jamaican lingo, but is far from painful.

Similar to daggering, but without the intervention of clothes.
Happy Abbey slept snug as a bug in a rug after she had been hauled against a wall for some cabin stabbing.

"I'm tired of holding hands and watching movies", grumbled Anna. "When are you going to give me a proper cabin stabbing?".
by BioHazardX May 18, 2014
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killing stalking

A korean manga/ graphic novel that's equally as fucked up as 'boku no pico' But liking it is totally socially acceptable (and encouraged) within the anime and otaku community.
Person A: Dude, have you read 'Killing Stalking'?
Person B: Ofc
Person A: Am I fucked up for liking it?
Person B: Probably but I am too soooo
by SuzuyaMoa January 7, 2017
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