While in a pubic place your scrotom sticks to your leg as if it's held there by a mixture of goopy babyshit and elmer's glue. Cannot be unlodged by light kicking, high stepping, or even by doing a few casual lunges.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
No matter how much you try, the only way to resolve this situation is to go elbow deep in your pants to resolve the situation.
While meeting with the board of trustees, I had a case of static sack that would jolt the Dali Lama from his opium-induced meditation.
by PilotMike April 2, 2005
Get the static sack mug.The newest record from one of the greatest bands in the world, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. It is a dual-disk album and was released on May 9, 2006. Unlike many other double-disk compilations, Stadium Arcadium is pure quality from the start of disk 1 (Jupiter) to the end of disk 2 (Mars). This is a more melodic and mellow sounding album, comparing it to their previous works. So if you're used to their hard-core funk in past albums, like Blood Sugar Sex Magik, this will take a little getting used to. While listening to this record, it's easy to notice how much the band has matured since its "sock on the cock" days. In the past, I think most people credited the band's success to Anthony Kiedis' unique vocals and energy. Not the case here, the many great rhythms provided by Flea and Chad Smith and the SIMPLY AMAZING guitar performances by John Frusciante sometimes even outdo Kiedis. And that is a compliment to the instrumentals rather then a downgrade on Kiedis. All in all, if you are a true RHCP fan you will adjust to the new sound and commend them on their many different sounds they have been able to produce from the 80s into the new millenium.
Recommended tracks: Dani California, Snow (personal favorite), Charlie, Tell Me Baby, Hard to Concentrate
Recommended tracks: Dani California, Snow (personal favorite), Charlie, Tell Me Baby, Hard to Concentrate
On May 9, I left my last period of school and drove directly to Best Buy to pick up my copy of Stadium Arcadium. I rocked out all the way home. (True Story)
by Stephenn May 19, 2006
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After blowing my Berlin Static Cannon into my hoe last night she is no longer allowed within 75 feet of a grade school without a sheriffs deputy present.
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"Man, that nigga tried to get me in a car the other day. Talkin' 'bout he got a copy of Halo 4 in a box in the back of his van. He think I don't know he Tim Staticin'??"
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"Hey Chip, did you agree with Janet's novel interpretation of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle?"
"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
"What? No. I could not follow anything she was saying, there was way too much boob static."
by sarzia September 30, 2011
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Wayne Static, frontman, vocalsand guitarist has an unique explosive style of 'singing' or rather shouting his lyrics. Giving it all a odd ring to it. Body language on stage is very fitting with his singing.
Static-X is a kind of band you either love, or hate. It has the typical modern american, simple riffs and great focus the sound.
Wayne Static, frontman, vocalsand guitarist has an unique explosive style of 'singing' or rather shouting his lyrics. Giving it all a odd ring to it. Body language on stage is very fitting with his singing.
Static-X is a kind of band you either love, or hate. It has the typical modern american, simple riffs and great focus the sound.
snippet from track "Otsegolation" by Static-X
if we gain by severance
we gain most of all
annihilate your kindness
twisting those involved
scenes of revolution
scenes of your destruction
we are desolation
we are isolation
if we gain by severance
we gain most of all
annihilate your kindness
twisting those involved
scenes of revolution
scenes of your destruction
we are desolation
we are isolation
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