Stacheboy

A person who plays video games and watches tv all day. They usually play first person shooter games and watch anime. Usually not very funny and can be rude or unnecessarily mean out of the blue. But sometimes they can be sweet and boost your moral with kind words. But only sometimes.

"Bro, Avery is so weird!" "I know right, man he's such a Stacheboy."

by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021

Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!

Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!

by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

spachulanis

spachulanis is a serious disease/syndrome that is brought on by listening/looking/smelling/touching jacob sartorius. your head may begin to hurt. your ears will bleed and you should seek medical attention. First said by YouNower Beau Bowers.

friend: "hey listen to jacobs song"

you: "THIS IS GIVING ME SPACHULANIS!

by shmeepmop May 16, 2016

Flap-Stache

A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.

The man tucked his flap-stache behind his ear so he could eat.

by PMoore630 July 28, 2009

Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.

Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.

by A. Massey March 10, 2019

stache

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

by Light Joker March 27, 2005