Stache

1. A disgusting moustache on the corners above the mouth.

2. Something that needs to stop.

3. A moustache that only shows about 5 hairs on each side, and then is blank in the middle.

Guy 1: Wow Mike, shave the stache.
Mike: No, teh_stache is leet.
Guy 1: That really has to stop.
Mike: I'm an I.

by BIRDMAN. November 9, 2005

The Stache

A man with an extremely cool mustache. That's all.

Tyler: Dude, I have like no facial hair!
Chad: Well duh... who do you think you are? The Stache???

by Aly-c October 22, 2009

stache

a courageous adolescent hailing from isolated Marin Country, characterized by his persistent efforts to grow facial hair.

Have you seen Stache? I think he skipped school again...

by GodfatherPart4 January 4, 2015

stache

1.a pitiful excuse for a mustache

2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it

Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.

by J. Kel May 18, 2007

stache

1. a very large pet goldfish who lives with Nyahh
2. short for mustache

1. Nyahh was attacking Stache when I fed him today
2. Dude that stache is totally 80's bro.

by CAck Master June 25, 2003

stach

a little bit shorter word that means "stomach"

Don't go out on empty stach. Ok, I will do

by Andrius M. March 13, 2008

Stache

The act of kissing a butthole.

Last night i have her a Stache.

by StagIsFunnee June 28, 2022