A “Stage Shark” is a person attending a concert that procrastinates & doesn’t get to the concert on time or early enough to get up by the stage because they are lazy or just not courteous of other concert goers, who have waited for hours in lines to get up front. The “Stage Shark” waits (unintentionally because they are too busy conversing & consuming alcohol & dicking off) until the main act, after they are trash drunk and tries to “swim” or aggressively push their way (like a pack of sharks) to the front of the stage by ANY means necessary including acting like complete douchebags trying to start fights; knocking other men, women & teens out of the way.
Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.
“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.
Once they start a frenzy they can’t be stopped! Their breath reeks of beer & they tend to be sloppy drunk; falling ALL OVER innocent bystanders other concert goers.
“Stage Sharks” don’t understand that alcohol is a drug because it is legal so they overindulge and tend to run in packs or groups which makes them feel more secure about themselves.
Candy look out! The “Stage Sharks” are out in FULL force tonight & even though I got here early & waited patiently to see my favorite band, one of them knocked me down and several others to get to the front stage! What assholes!
Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...
Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!
Hey guys, I’m going to see the new rock band in town; better watch out for the “Stage Sharks” who try to ruin everyone’s night...
Look at that “Stage Shark” picking on that girl who’s trying to watch the show! What a loser!
by WickedHellamean November 6, 2018
Get the Stage Shark mug.When a female or male, mostly female, is wearing too much makeup. The name originates from dancers and performers in live performances that would wear a large amount of makeup so that it could be seen by the audience as it watches the performance. It is normally worm by young teens but is not exclusive to them. The act of having Stage makeup in public is frowned upon in society as being socially deviate and extremely ugly from an aesthetics stand point
Clinton- "did you see that girl that had on too much makeup and looked like a holloween model.
Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys
Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."
Lomanico- Yeah,she definitly had stage makeup i didn't notice that girl because i was looking at the guy with too much make up. I think it looks cute on guys
Clinton- " i guess, but it looks horrible on woman."
by AFallet1 October 28, 2010
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JIMIN. Stage Genius. Stage Commander.
BTS lead vocalist and main dancer, King of Kpop, Kpop Frontman has been widely recognized by the public and media as the Stage Genius. With his unique vocals and unparalleled dance performances, watching Jimin is like watching art whenever he’s on stage. Since debut, he has been known as the Recruiting Fairy as he executes most of the killing parts in BTS choreography. Despite doing such intense moves, Jimin is still able to carry the most difficult and highest notes in BTS songs. Also known as Rookie’s Bible and Idol of Idols, the list of idols studying his fancams and covering his performances is growing, as expected.
His solo performances has always been iconic. MAMA 2016 LiexBME stage, 2018 Fan Dance (for which he was given National Honors), 2019 I Need You and 2020 Filter (dubbed as the highlight of MoTS concert by media) and Black Swan to name a few.
Jimin stage is art. Even the tips of his hair, fingers and toes evoke emotions. His charisma is unmatched. He is poetry in motion.
BTS lead vocalist and main dancer, King of Kpop, Kpop Frontman has been widely recognized by the public and media as the Stage Genius. With his unique vocals and unparalleled dance performances, watching Jimin is like watching art whenever he’s on stage. Since debut, he has been known as the Recruiting Fairy as he executes most of the killing parts in BTS choreography. Despite doing such intense moves, Jimin is still able to carry the most difficult and highest notes in BTS songs. Also known as Rookie’s Bible and Idol of Idols, the list of idols studying his fancams and covering his performances is growing, as expected.
His solo performances has always been iconic. MAMA 2016 LiexBME stage, 2018 Fan Dance (for which he was given National Honors), 2019 I Need You and 2020 Filter (dubbed as the highlight of MoTS concert by media) and Black Swan to name a few.
Jimin stage is art. Even the tips of his hair, fingers and toes evoke emotions. His charisma is unmatched. He is poetry in motion.
by UnbiasedViews January 28, 2021
Get the Stage Genius mug.that girl is so staggerlicious walking down those stairs,,,,
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted
I hope im looking staggerlicious i feel wasted
by BEN KITCHIN March 26, 2009
Get the Staggerlicious mug.A test that we have to take in the state of Texas because of some motherfuckers. Takes 4 motherfuckin hours to take. We have to sit in a classroom with the most annoying people ever. Test Cheaters, popular kids, cute guys/girls, and etc. We get crackers and a water, but the teachers get a stupid buffet. THEY EAT INFRONT OF US... MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME TF BITCHES. If you don’t pass hello summer school. Or if you don’t go hello same year again. I know it’s stupid like me. Teachers get the report of the other countries test scores and Texas is the most stupidest state ever. Like fuck y’all for judging us go suck your ass we atleast try. We get depressed at school for the whole year because of projects and homework... more stuff. Just to get ready for the staar test with double a.
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Get the staar test mug.Pornographic movie reel, particularly older pornography. In early years (pre-1960), stag reel meant any pornographic movie, a movie reel for single (i.e. stag) men. It has since come to refer specifically to classic or antique porn.
by exodavinci January 13, 2008
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1. a characteristic describing someone who frequently drops an easy pass in sports; butterfingers.
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Unknown. A commonly used phrase in the Northeast, particularly in the Boston-Cambridge area.
1. a characteristic describing someone who frequently drops an easy pass in sports; butterfingers.
Origin:
Unknown. A commonly used phrase in the Northeast, particularly in the Boston-Cambridge area.
by disland January 14, 2011
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