St. Patrick's Day

An excuse for getting (wasted).

Man 1: Hey, were gonna get piss drunk tomorow, wanna come?

Man2: Whats the occasion?

Man1: It's St. Patrick's Day!

Man 2: OH yeah!!

by LadysmithLoser March 17, 2009

St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's Day Surprise

Leaving a green colored bowel movement in the toilet for some one to find on St. Patrick's Day

It was after lunch time on St. Patrick's Day, I rolled into the men's room only to find out some one left me a St. Patrick's Day surprise.

by I want some crack March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's day troll

A person who wears green on st patrick's day but conceals the green so that when they get pinched they reveal the green so that they can pinch someone back twice.

Doug: *pinches chris*, ha! your not wearing green!
Chris: *undoes sweater* here's two pinches! LoL u Mad?
Doug: Ah I didn't know you were a st. patrick's day troll!

by tutyakbi April 3, 2011

St. Patrick’s daze

n. A pleasant foggy feeling that comes on after one’s ninth green beer.

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Here now. Don’t you be talking so loud like. Me and the leprechauns are just enjoying our St. Patrick’s daze.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2019

St. Patrick's day

A holiday where you have to wear green or else... Also you can look for rainbows with gold at the end, 4 leaf clovers, and leprechauns, but that is something that mainly elementary and Pre-K kids do.

Tomorrow is St. Patrick's day! Remember to wear green or else...

by Avocado2004 March 9, 2021

St. Patrick's day miracle

A rare event that turns in your favour the odds of succeding in any given situation which would have otherwise had a negative outcome

Ex. 1: The last train for home was late just enough to allow me to board it. It really was a saint patrick's day miracle
Ex. 2: Thanks to a st. patrick's day miracle the professor got distracted for the whole exam and i managed to cheat and pass it

by Dr. Julius No March 2, 2026