Squonk 

The gay friend.

You're such a squonk bro!

Squonk by EnchantedKami September 9, 2021

Squonk

The Squonk is a cryptid of Northern Pennsylvania folklore. Harmless, but extremely pitiful. Its piggy-like appearance, wart-covered and wrinkly skin, causes the creature great insecurity. It avoids being seen, but can be tracked by it's trail of tears. Attempting to trap the Squonk will make it dissolve into a puddle of bubbly tears.

"Some days I feel on top of the world, other days I'm a squonk..."

"A squonk gave my pug a huge confidence boost"

Squonk by WhichCraftAgain? May 2, 2026

squonk 

a sound of squeak and bonk, an expression for silly billies. oh word?

police : who let u in?!
gurt : squonk yo

squonk by milowlilow July 7, 2025

Squonk bollock 

A term used to describe someone who is an absolute idiot or someone who has said something so stupid that there’s no other response possible to fit the description

“I always thought that u could walk on your hands”

“Omg you squonk bollock”

Squonk bollock by Brie twighlight September 6, 2018

Squonk it out 

To display negative emotions in a very public manner. Derived from the American mythical creature of a Squonk who is so self-conscious that whenever it is seen by another animal it dissolves in its own tears.

The opposite of thugging it out.

I couldn't take it anymore man, I got that text and I just started to squonk it out.

Squonk it out by Brokeback Mount Lebanon December 21, 2023

Lebanese Squonk 

When a man ejaculates into a woman, then she spins around in a circle of women until the cum shoots out onto someone’s face

Guy #1 : I heard you got it on with Jessica last night
Guy #2 : Yeah, it was only so she could do the Lebanese Squonk

Lebanese Squonk by lord_quinndelin_ June 28, 2021

Bum squonk 

A person or persons who have such a deep seated love for vaping they squonk (the act of squeezing a bottle on a vape to shoot e-liquid onto the vaporising coil above) e-liquid into the rectal cavity to achieve pleasure from the sudden and dangerous rush of nicotine.

Typically done in the same way an enema is administered but with less liquid.

Did you hear Tyrone passed out last night, apparently he over did it on the bum squonk and is still farting vape clouds.

Bum squonk by Trendy@newtrends February 16, 2022