Someone who has lost their left thumb and testicle. The testicle is now in a pickle jar and the thumb is on a shelf. This person is also straight edge and although he says he doesn't need signs to prove he is straight edge, he has a t-shirt saying straight edge in big bold writing that can't be missed because his belly sticks out making the writing stick out. Watch out or he'll get his choid out(if you don't know what a choid is look it up on this site-definition 1). He may also give you a mushroom tattoo.
by James Wilkinson November 8, 2004
Get the Richard/Dick Archer (Stumpy) mug.1: A town in southwest Wiltshire to which you should never go unless you want to shorten your manhood.
Can also be used as an insult in the same way.
Can also be used as an insult in the same way.
"So we were like getting changed at the pool and i looked at him and said "Shit Alan, you never told me you took a fuckin' visit to stumpycock," and then he twatted me with a shovel."
by IronicallyInwiltshire June 14, 2008
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by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022
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by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014
Get the slumpy wet crete mug.n; A stumpy is a one who plays third base in softball but ironically enough has never gotten to third base himself.
by PaulyShoresPosse-3 November 14, 2006
Get the stumpy mug.A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.
by ghjh April 15, 2006
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