Squizzel

A squirrle in a christmas hat

Omg thats a squizzel

by Yologamerx1 November 28, 2019

squizzle

To urinate, only a little, while laughing really hard.

Please don't make me laugh anymore, I'm going to squizzle!

by RK Chicas April 5, 2008

Squirel Suicide

when a squirell who is depressed because all of his/her family members have died due to getting hit by a car decides to commit suicide by running out infront of a car there by killing itself. This is a very cereal matter and should not be taken lightly.

Sally the Squirel's family was going across the street on a vacation. On the way to their destination, they all get hit by a car. Sally becomes so depressed that she runs infront of a car in order to commit suicide to avoid funeral costs. This is a classic example of a Squirel Suicide.

by penguin_boxers77 April 11, 2010

shit covered squirel

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008

squirell

pussy, usually a young girls vagina.

you stealin on my squirell nigga?!?!, i need some fuckin squirell dude.
well about that party, is there gonna be squirell or should i bring the wife?

by T.MooN January 27, 2008

Squirell Rape

When a professional sports team loses by 30-39 pts.

The Wolves squirell raped the Knicks 110-79.

by Sports Pimps March 24, 2005

Soggy Squirel

To find road kill, preferably but not necessarily a squirrel (it is more about the act than it being a squirrel) and then bring it home, urinate on it and insert it into the vagina of a sex partner during the act of intercourse.

"Jesus, Judy, stop the car!!! Look at the size of that dead squirrel at the on the side of the road!" "Oh my god Randy, my vagina is self lubricating at the thought of you pissing on it and inserting it into my hot, sopping hole. I think I am gonna come just thinking about getting that soggy squirel." "I'll put it in the trunk so that we can bring it home Judy."

by madmarkfromthetdot June 13, 2007