Tangerine squirts

The "Tangerine squirts" is a form of really sloppy, smelly, dis-coloured diarhoea.

John: Do you want to go out for some Indian food tonight?

Mike: Nah, iv still got the Tangerine squirts from the last Indian I had.

by Bigtim89yabass September 13, 2009

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Buffalo Wild Squirts

Explosive diarrhea you get after eating at Buffalo Wild Wings

OMG, I have a bad case of buffalo wild squirts.

by jbg1000 January 7, 2011

hershey's squirts

the runs, diahrea, chocolate volcano, etc. when your shit is hella runny and it comes out with a great explosion of warm shitty goodness.

"I don't feel so good...I have Hershey's squirts"

by LaRon May 18, 2006

Fire Squirts

Diarrhea that burns on the way out.

Yeah matt had really bad fire squirts, he was walking funny for days.

by Arrrrrgh January 26, 2011

double-sided dutch squirtfest

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Chocolate Squirties

A type of delicious squirticles made by the finest of poop

I love chocolate squirties

by Airborne999 May 24, 2018