Squiff

When someone is neurodivergent. i.e Dyslexic,ADHD etc

Its (an event) triggering my squiff.
my brain is a bit squiffy (referring to the neurodivergents)

by [ _ ] August 26, 2025

Squiff

term used to describe someone who always acts drunk, even when they are completely sober.

OMG is she DRUNK?!! - no shes just a Squiff

by Sillygyal June 16, 2017

Squiff

A henchman that is also a very close friend like a bub or even a lover that trusts its master, follows he/she and admires he/she. The squiff works for you honored to follow your orders and leaving you with all the responsability and power and makes you feel like you have a friend and/or a lover.

Squiff is also used by chiefs who love their underling with a lot of depth.

In tasks
"My squiff is doing a very good job"

Affective
"-Hey, squiffy. You look good today"

In a relationship (Vulgar)
"-I command you to F*uck me my Squiff.

-Yes, boss! with pleasure!"

by BlueyMr.DragonHug January 11, 2019