Squiff

When someone is neurodivergent. i.e Dyslexic,ADHD etc

Its (an event) triggering my squiff.
my brain is a bit squiffy (referring to the neurodivergents)

by [ _ ] August 26, 2025

Jackin Squiff

A slang term reffering to the act of sexual intercourse. Or the act of hijacking vagina.

"Dude, you smell like ass, have you been jackin squiff"?

by J Langley November 23, 2006

chicken squiff

chicken squiff also known as chickens quiff originates from the minds of warped and crazed individuals known as nichola heywood and kimberley walsh this means that we dont understand the way of the english language and were highly amused to find two words when put together can bring laughter to our lives.

the quiff of a chicken or "see that chicken its all squiff" or "see that chicken squiff" or "look at that chickens quiff"

by mikmitcin May 18, 2011

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

Squilf

The unofficial nickname of a character from the popular Warriors series, Squirrelflight. This is not an official nickname for her and was affectionately given to her by the Warriors fandom.

Person 1: “What’s your favorite Warriors character? Mine’s Squilf.”
Person 2: “Who is Squilf...?”
Person 1: “Oh, it’s Squirrelflight. Squilf is her nickname.”

by Giraffe the Unknown April 2, 2021

squifter

Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.

I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!

by Vinter May 1, 2008

squirff

A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.

"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."

by Travis Dean December 2, 2007