Squierl

Term used when you make bad food.

Jessica, a squierl wouldn’t even eat your nasty food!

by Thesquierlman October 11, 2019

squirshey

Fusion between squirt and squishey.. also kind of sounds like Hershey. Basically a wet nasty crap that you feel coming on and you know it's going to sting like the bejeezus.

Yo Zen, I gotta bolt. I feel a squirshey coming on.

by Zenophobe November 17, 2005

Blind Squierl looking for nuts

When a girl is about to give you head you poke her eyes and make her find your nuts!

dude i pulled a blind squierl looking for nuts on hugos sister last night

by joethehoe524 December 29, 2007

Squires

A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.

Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.

by ChickenRidge September 8, 2013

squirsh

Its what happens when they create those fruit bars. They "squirsh" the fruit, which means to squirt the juice out and then "squish" the remaining pulp into rectangular shapes.

Dude A (eating fruit bar): These fruit bars are good!
Dude B: You know what they do? They "squirsh" the fruit!

by Mayur Jobanputra November 29, 2007

squierrltrill

someone who is usually a really nice person and who is just really gullible. this person usually will believe anything you tell them and be overly enthused by what you are telling them.

I told him that I was already twenty-one years old and he reacted like a squierrltrill.

by cloe22c March 12, 2009

Squirsh

The act of gathering for the purpose or dipping or that act itself.

You want to go squirsh after track? I only squirshed once yesterday.

by The Big Dirty April 30, 2009