by J3ll-y October 31, 2020
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I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.
by Bernankified May 28, 2011
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A term used to describe the tasty outcome of a dude stroking, wanking, or squeezing out a fresh load of spooge.
1) I just bought a cookbook called Natural Harvest full of recipes with freshly squeezed...semen. One of my favorite recipes is Cream Cum Cakes. Yummm... I'm inviting all of my male friends over to start stroking and cooking.
2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.
3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.
4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
2) Can you imagine a cooking show based on recipes with dude spooge as the main ingredient. It could even be called Freshly Squeezed.
3) On the night this guy Josh joined his fraternity the guys had whipped up something special for him. They all stroked out load after load of spooge for him to drink from a glass. He had some swallowing to do because his fraternity is big...in more ways than one. Because he was still soooo thirsty some of his hose happy frat buddys let him suck on their sausages for even more of their freshly squeezed juice. Being a pledge has always been tasty business in that fraternity.
4) I've always been a milk drinker but my favorite brand of milk comes from the bulls not the babes. If I could buy freshly squeezed Nut Cream from the grocery store I would be in homolicious heaven. I could only imagine the kind of label that would be used by the producers of Nut Cream. I could even imagine being one of the hard workers who have to milk the bulls every week. Talk about fantasies of drinking on the job.
by Happy Wolf November 21, 2011
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by Imthegayagenda March 12, 2021
Get the squeeded mug.when a remon is "fixed" of his/her problem of not paying any attention. when a remon stay in reality permanetly after leaving his/her world.
no longer a remon.
no longer a remon.
remons can become squeezed remons with focusing help.
when you permanetly leave your own little world jim, then you will become a squeezed remon.
when you permanetly leave your own little world jim, then you will become a squeezed remon.
by djac426 June 28, 2008
Get the squeezed remons mug.A mash-up of squee and queer, communicating a particularly gay or queer level of excitement, excitement expressed specifically by an LGBTQ person, or excitement about something queer.
Extra "e"s can be added to increase level of excitement. Example: "Squeeeeeere!"
Extra "e"s can be added to increase level of excitement. Example: "Squeeeeeere!"
by DesignerDaddy October 1, 2013
Get the squeere mug."an alternate pronunciation of the word squirrel, used by black ppl and wannabe black ppl who have nothing else to do but laugh at their neighbors who are
foreign, loud and proud"
example: aww, look at de pretty squeerells climbing na de tree!"
foreign, loud and proud"
example: aww, look at de pretty squeerells climbing na de tree!"
by medinafunky February 21, 2009
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