Squiggles

The Most Squiggliest Squiggles that ever Squiggled on the Squiggly planet that is Squigglesland.

To "OWN" ALL others is to be Squiggly. To own KOW PATT and Enduro| moreso.

by Squiggles February 26, 2004

squiggles

A term used to describe a penis of unusually small and irregular shape.

Squiggles is a brave man for letting the world know about his condition.

by SIKU October 6, 2006

Squeeglyspooch

Pr. Noun: (Anatomy) A small protrusion of cartilage encasing the Spooch Gland at the base of the spine, occuring as a rare mutation in the human species. It is shaped like a pentagonal Stegosaurus plate, and the gland it contains secretes a hormone that allows metamorphisis into a unicorn.

1: "Wow! How did you do that? Are you an Animorph?!?"

2: "Do not question the power of the Squeeglyspooch"

by LoupNoir July 8, 2010

SquigglesTheDuck

A name used by a known homosexual that acts based on sexual instincts and apparently cannot contain himself and acts out in such a way that makes him hated more.

A typical retard.

Man, that's a real SquigglesTheDuck

by Perm Ban February 25, 2018

Figglebon Squiggleson

A horrific act that you cannot be legally tried for.

We're gonna pull a Figglebon Squiggleson tomorrow.

by NoobStar0100 May 30, 2022

Squoggles

Protective eye wear specifically designed for keeping female ejaculate out of ones eyes during sexual activity.

One of the girls in Shaun’s stable squirts like Old Faithful during intercourse so he always keeps a pair of squoggles at the ready by his work bench.

by J Slawter March 17, 2019

squeegle

A type of hug that involves first squeezing the recipient, followed by a short pause, then a rapid and somewhat violent jiggling back and forth.

I haven't seen her in a while, and she almost broke my neck with that squeegle.

by Joyful913 September 6, 2007