Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

take a squeege

In reference to urination.

That's great, but before we hit the road, I gotta squeege.

by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

squeegebag

window-washer slang for "noob"
-a novice at window-washing, one who does not know what they are doing.
All talk, no skill.

When Aaron Krupb used a rag to wipe down a window, we knew he was a squeegebag

by FineShine55 August 4, 2008

Squeegee boys

The boys in da city or da hood that go up to your car without asking and began cleaning the windows to get money. Can be intimidating and scary though they are ages 7-14.

1. Frank: Hey Mark, could I borrow 10 dollars for lunch today?

Mark: No sorry those damn squeegee boys guilted me to give them money.

Frank: Damnit

2. Faith: Hey is that Josiah?

Ashley: No! That's just a squeegee boy!

by onionjohn2246 November 5, 2013

Squeegee

Pressing down and along the vagina with the heel of you palm to 'squeegee' out excess moisture or lubricant for maximum friction during sex.

I gave her a good squeegee right before I fucked her.

by shrdlu May 26, 2013

Squeeged

When you cum inside a girl and as you're pulling out, you squeeze her pussy lips around your dick as to wipe off all seminal fluids. Conversely, the male can be SQUEEGED if he pulls out, and when he does she squeezes her own pussy lips together in order to hold it in and get pregnant.

Sarah: "Did you cum inside me? Do you need to take a shower?"
Cesar: "That's ok, I squeeged it all off"

Matt: "Did you cum inside of her? The pull and pray is always scary."
Norman: "I did pull out. But the bitch squeeged me bro! She's got me for 18 years!"

by jane_doh April 5, 2016

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019