Square root of 69

Ate something

Drake: "The square root of 69 is ate something..."

by joshyfutureboundpolo March 10, 2011

square root of -1

Something to compare a lie to because the square root of -1 doesn't exist.

You: "My girlfriend is having a party at her house tonight"
Me: "What is her address, square root of -1 Bootleg Boulevard?"

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO August 10, 2021

Square root of two

A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.

John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.

by SweetMotherOfPearl July 3, 2011

square root of 0

When you don't have a will to live anymore

Suicidal person: Man, I have a square root of 0.

by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

square root of 69

Mouthwash

Square root of 69

In your mouth

by qqwweerrttyyuuiiooppaassddffgg July 30, 2016

Square Root of Pi

A popular line used in the pilot of rick and morty.
Morty knew this after a super seed was shoved up him, with super smartness as a side effect.

Rick:Morty what's the square root of pi
Morty:1.77245385091

by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017