speef

noun: a person who steals spoons. Also known as a spoon thief.

T: "OMG I accidently took 16 spoons!"
M: "You speef!"

by SPEEFSUNITED April 27, 2011

Spleef

A east coast variation of the original European term Spliff: A large well rolled joint of atleased headie quality Marijuana containing 1 or more grams of Marijuana.

"Yo man you wanna hit this spleef?" Naw homie I just hit a personal spleef and I am smacked like a beesh.

by BatmanB June 10, 2007

Spleef

A competitive sport played in Minecraft. Gameplay consists of deleting blocks under you feet while running around in an arena. The goal is to delete the blocks so that other players will fall through while avoiding the same fate yourself. Spleef is a pun on the word Grief.

I'm bored, hey let's play spleef!" "Sure!

by Ἀπολλύων September 26, 2010

speefy

Variant of wordspiffy/word. Meaning delightful, nifty, neat, and snazzy.

"I love your speefy new t-shirt."

"I just had multiple orgasms! How speefy is that?!"

by 1337KiWi September 24, 2003

Spleef

A variation on the word (spliff)

I was down in Jamaica last week and I saw this guy smoking a huge spleef

by Alex Hartley July 8, 2007

Sweefy

Sweefy: a combination of sweet, and beefy in the pretense of awesome.

Dude, that shirt is totaly sweefy.

That boat is total sweefage.

by SOCK MONKEY THE MAGICAL October 8, 2011

Speef

A powerfull queef of pure speed and un matched power that it becomes the mighty speef that is second to none!

Person 1: Woah did you see the speed of that queef?
Person 2: That was no queef my friend. . . that was a Speef!
Person 1: *Jizz*

by DaveTheAsian July 15, 2010