Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

sputter

When attempting to ejaculate but nothing comes out.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't come in days, my dick's just been sputtering

Guy 2: Ay, no worries, let me help

by levi_eat_world November 7, 2022

Humper sputter

When in the act of cumming, or squirting, you move your hips in skipping steps one way and rapidly back the other; like a sprinkler.

I haven't ejaculated in 3 weeks. Last night I had such bad humper sputter.

by JediMasterB June 5, 2021

gringo sputter

a white man's sperm

Tom shot his gringo sputter all over Tisha's face after beating the grip out of her vagoo.

by leftnutofjesus January 22, 2009

Hot Sputtered popcorn

When you get so scared at the movies that you spit into your hot buttered popcorn creating spudder butter.

The opening scene of the movie scared us so bad that we spit into our hot buttered popcorn creating hot sputtered popcorn .

by Katelynne's dad July 17, 2022

Nutter Sputter

The process of taking a shit and giving oneself a hand job!

Had to hide the fact that I was giving myself a Nutter Sputter in a public restroom

by Distinctydapper April 23, 2021

sputter fuck

Scratching and clawing while eating the wretched hole with resentment

I’d sputter fuck you.

by Jkmellisa March 7, 2018