Slurping Syndrome

A commonly diagnosed syndrome in which the affected person can't stop slurping. The patient feels great pleasure when slurping and feels the need to write out "slurppppppp." No cure for this disease has been found yet.

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SLURPPPPPPP (slurping syndrome)

by Pulling a hundie undie February 12, 2010

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skurpies

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

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snurp

To mock someone, primarily through a mix of word play and/or misdirection.

Man 1: I convinced Steve the police sirens by his house were because his mom died.
Man 2: Oh shit! You really snurp't him!

by ThisIsJohnBrown March 9, 2011

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Slurp that stew

to "Slurp that stew" is to perform Cunnilingus.

Sharon (as Steve performs oral sex on her): Oooh yah, Come on baby! Slurp that stew!!!

by Da Boglin November 6, 2010

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slurp ramp

A raised platform with holes allows men to give or receive fellatio anonymously. Found in a dark room with minimal lighting in establishments catering to "kinky sex."

I came thrice on the slurp ramp!

I swallowed 20 guys on the slurp ramp.

by faggotsex October 15, 2008

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