scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry

Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!

by jjames March 28, 2012

splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Spunched up

Beaten to a pulp. Thrown over a balcony. Completely demolished.

If you don't be quiet, you are getting spunched up so hard your farts are going to rip out of your ass.
I'm going to spunch you up!!!!

by ProsperaProserpina84 August 15, 2019

Spunch Bob Potion

A potion that lets you turn into someone who is mentally deranged or what people call today by the name "Spunch Bob". The Spunch Bob Potion looks like pee so drink it at your own risk.

"I traded my among us potion for the Spunch Bob Potion."

by Succhiacazzi Parisi April 7, 2021

oily spunch

a greasy, dirty person who is immature and has no respect for nothing, or no care for others and their belongings.

1. "that fucking oily spunch put his cigarette out on my car seat!!".

2. "wow he is 25 years old and pushes little kids to the ground?, what an oily spunch".

by crapphazzard June 12, 2011

To Spursh

To snitch on someone in order to get your way.

You dick. Did you really just spursh on me. (To spursh)

by Ihasgoodname May 21, 2022

Snurch

Snail church, where the lads also go on sundays, not for the prayer... but for the cheeky nandos.

"Take me to snurch"

Juliet 2K15

by Snurch May 27, 2015