spladoosh!

When something is so hot it makes the coochie flood with juicy love fluids.

I saw that Mike Patton picture that Jim sent me and SPLADOOSH!

by weej December 29, 2004

spladoopeling

the act of inhaling a feces covered corn kernel or other fibrous object while the nose is embedded in a cantankerous elderly womens anus, while the tongue simultaneously penetrates what could be called the roast beef sandwich(otherwise known as the vaginal crevasse)

Last evening my brother saw that my nose was covered in feces and that a kernel of corn was stuck on my upper lip; he was was enraged because he knew that I had been spladoopeling his wife.

by OmyObama January 27, 2010

spunkdoodled

the act of mixing poop and woodchips together to make a candy-like object, which you trick your friend to eat

person 1: HAHA you have just been spunkdoodled
person 2: HO!!dat aint funny

by stephanie drumstick December 15, 2007

spladoosh

to fuck a girl underwater

dude me and my girlfriend are going to spladoosh on our hunnymoon!

by kayotic February 19, 2010

Spladoonking

When your about to cum, but you stop then let it pressurize for a second then let it out and it comes out fast enough to make a Spladoonk sound.

I loved it somuch I decided to do some more Spladoonking

by Alexmanvoobington August 28, 2016

Spladoober

A term for ejaculate, much like splooge. Can be used as a noun or verb.

I spladoobered all over my floor.
Dude, she made me spladoober so hard last night.

by AnonPikmin October 3, 2016

Spungdoolie

Spunddoolie means ejaculation on yourself

I was masturbating and I got spungdoolie in my own eye

by Wayne Wdge October 28, 2016