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SpunksBob Jizzpants

Instead of cum on a cracker, but on a sponge. You and your friends jerk off onto a sponge and last one to ejaculate, gets the spunk drenched sponge wrung into their mouth.
Me and the bros did a SpunksBob JizzPants lol, Jason was the unlucky one.
by lancasterlool February 5, 2020
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spunktoberfest

A festival celebrated in the city of Dildo, Canada to attract tourists. They took some inspiration from Munich Oktoberfest.
Ana, Julia, Samantha, Razia & Trisha are going to Dildo to celebrate Spunktoberfest. They are starving.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021
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Nathans 12 Ton Spunkmobile

A car that runs on natgans spunk
Also known as a diet of natgnas spunk
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by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020
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spunksklob skonkants

oh hell naw the spunkslob from the show tv spunksklob skonkants he sporgegob beet butter
sporgegob the spunksklob skonkants the
oh my god is that spunksklob the skonkants real?!?!
spunksklob skonkants is sporgegob the spongerbob spongebob
by I DRINK DOGS August 5, 2023
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spunkcloth

A spunkcloth is any material used to wipe up semen after ejaculating and no tissues to hand. Examples include the curtains, duvet cover, hand towel or items of clothing.
"Shit out of tissues, nevermind the curtains will have to make do as a spunkcloth"

"Last night was shagging this girl in alleyway, whipped it out and used her skirt as a spunkcloth!"
by jamz b December 3, 2011
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spunklord

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual man. Related terms such as cumlord,spunkmaster
Gosh... that guy jose is suck a spunklord
by captinenterthighs May 11, 2016
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skunkslop

Shit that smells like really bad shit. Smells kind of like dog poop but tangier.
Oh, oh shit John! There's fucking skunkslop everywhere!
by Professor Dickslop May 21, 2019
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