speej

an idiot, usually one who is slow or hyperactive, the kind you want to yell at to sit down and shut up. *best used when hitting your chest with your hand in a floppy way)

Yasmin wouldn't stop jumping on the new furniture. He's such a speej.

by Not The Singer March 8, 2008

Susej Dog

Jesus and god backwards creates ONE HELLL OF A MIND BLOWING EXPERIENCE DANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Its pronounced Sausage Dog

Dude did you know that susej dogs areholy

by Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyzel November 19, 2018

Susej

The spelling of Jesus backward. Has a nice booty if you are into that, AND FUCK YOU FOR SHITTING ON THE BIBLE

WHY IS THE SUSEJ RAW

by DATMAN!)! May 20, 2018

Sprejudice

If you have already decided you do not like a spreadable such as jelly or peanut butter without even trying it on toast; then you are sprejudice.

You've never tried peanut butter with blackberry jam, it's delicious! I'll have none of your sprejudice talk.

by melis84 June 2, 2011

Spejlskurk

Danish word for mirror villain.

Daniela is a vainglorious villain who carries her mirror with her, she’s a Spejlskurk.

by jillybeanapril July 8, 2023

The Dylan Spejna

The act of taking a ps3 controller and shoving it up a girls vagina and playing a game so it vibrates and gives her pleasure.

Taylor wanted the d, So i just did the dylan spejna to pleasure her.

by The all knower December 9, 2012

spejuzitz

(n) the kind of extreme ejaculation that occurs very rarely when either very very excited or from lack of ejaculation for a long period of time. any copious amount of ejaculate, though usually not auto-exercised. Also can refer to the thicker part of the ejaculate that after sex is difficult to wipe off, the 'cement'

I came so hard that my spejuzitz ended up over her shoulder on the pillow.

by Anonymous, but in love December 1, 2010