When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.
Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017
Get the sprinted mug.When you're so infatuated with one person that you feel almost as though you're in love with them, yet you can't quite define it as love. Being sprung for someone is when their name doesn't stay off your mind for more than a few minutes; when you feel like you couldn't live without them; when it seems that everything you do, you do for them. When you're sprung, you're stuck on one person; suddenly, no one seems to matter quite as much as they do; when you don't see them all day, it feels like you're missing something, like the day didn't even count as a real day.
When that person comes close to you, your heart starts fluttering, beating faster and harder, and it feels like it might explode out of your chest. Your hands get clammy, and your head feels like it's in a fog, where the only thing you can see, hear, feel, is them. When they touch you, your skin flushes from your head to your toes, and the spot they touched becomes super-sesitive, as if your body desperately wants to feel their touch as much as possible.
Sprung is when you have no control over how you feel for someone; you feel almost obsessed with them. Yet, somehow, it's still not quite love. Eventually, it will turn into love, though, given enough time.
When that person comes close to you, your heart starts fluttering, beating faster and harder, and it feels like it might explode out of your chest. Your hands get clammy, and your head feels like it's in a fog, where the only thing you can see, hear, feel, is them. When they touch you, your skin flushes from your head to your toes, and the spot they touched becomes super-sesitive, as if your body desperately wants to feel their touch as much as possible.
Sprung is when you have no control over how you feel for someone; you feel almost obsessed with them. Yet, somehow, it's still not quite love. Eventually, it will turn into love, though, given enough time.
by annie.g. June 1, 2011
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“I honestly hate sprungles!”
“Oh sprungle”
“I honestly hate sprungles!”
“Oh sprungle”
by NakamotoRena July 10, 2019
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In the Futurama Movie: Benders Big Score, aliens from the nudist beach planet "Nudar" trap the Planet Express crew in an internet scam and eventually take over the planet Earth.
These aliens have an organ called the "sprunger" they use for sniffing out information. Throughout the movie they are "sprunging" about for information.
In the Futurama Movie: Benders Big Score, aliens from the nudist beach planet "Nudar" trap the Planet Express crew in an internet scam and eventually take over the planet Earth.
These aliens have an organ called the "sprunger" they use for sniffing out information. Throughout the movie they are "sprunging" about for information.
Bender: What are you doing, wonderful masters?
Fleb: Sprunjing for information.
(Nudar sprunjes a wall)
Nudar: Oh! There's something here. I can sprunje it. Robot, tear it open!
Bender: Goody, goody, goody, goody!
(Bender starts hitting the wall with his head)
Zoidberg: What's that thing on your neck?
Nudar: Checking out my sprunjer, huh?
Zoidberg: I guess. What does it do?
Nudar: It's a special sense organ our species possesses. It engorges in the presence of... moans Information.
Zoidberg: Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.
(A quiet spraying sound is heard, then the nudists, Amy, and the Professor all look at Zoidberg and cover their noses)
(Bender finishes beating up the wall with his head)
Bender: Hey, look, a safe!
Farnsworth: That's my safe. I call keep-offsies.
Nudar: No callsies! Open it!
Fleb: Sprunjing for information.
(Nudar sprunjes a wall)
Nudar: Oh! There's something here. I can sprunje it. Robot, tear it open!
Bender: Goody, goody, goody, goody!
(Bender starts hitting the wall with his head)
Zoidberg: What's that thing on your neck?
Nudar: Checking out my sprunjer, huh?
Zoidberg: I guess. What does it do?
Nudar: It's a special sense organ our species possesses. It engorges in the presence of... moans Information.
Zoidberg: Lucky you. All I have is a gland that gives off foul odors when I'm bored.
(A quiet spraying sound is heard, then the nudists, Amy, and the Professor all look at Zoidberg and cover their noses)
(Bender finishes beating up the wall with his head)
Bender: Hey, look, a safe!
Farnsworth: That's my safe. I call keep-offsies.
Nudar: No callsies! Open it!
by ADPro October 13, 2009
Get the Sprunjing mug.It happens when you get distracted playing on your device, or are too lazy. You proceed to sprint to the nearest charger, while having an extreme adrenaline rush. This euphoric feeling is like no other, and no matter who you are it has happened to you.
I was playing games on my iPhone, until I realized I had one percent. I got off of my bed and did the 1% sprint to the nearest charger
by Berticus69 December 10, 2018
Get the 1% Sprint mug.In the midst of a cross country race, your extremely tired and here comes the last 400m or so. You dont want to lose to the guy behind you and hopefully want to pass the person in front. You put on this final sprint and use every last bit of energy you have. This is definately the hardest moment in ALL of sports. It takes mental, physical and spiritual strength to give it your all in these last 400m. It can be the difference maker.
I was coming around the last straightaway of the race, holding onto first place, but the guy behind me put on the final sprint and beat me
by jewbaggies September 19, 2010
Get the The final sprint mug.A specific type of game-breaking bug that causes a video game to crash and/or renders it unplayable, typically caused through the use of an obscure or obtuse method that a developer would assume no player would do.
“Hey dude, did you try San Andreas: Definitive Edition yet?”
“Yeah, but I accidentally sprunked it. I got bored and thought it’d be funny to drink 5000 cans of soda for shits & giggles. Turns out, that breaks the whole game, and now I can’t play!”
“Yeah, but I accidentally sprunked it. I got bored and thought it’d be funny to drink 5000 cans of soda for shits & giggles. Turns out, that breaks the whole game, and now I can’t play!”
by Azelf89 December 4, 2021
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