sprunk

(to) sprunk /sprʌŋk/ verb
same definition as the verb (to) crash (see computer crash's definition) ◯ The game's sprunked.

You just won't believe it, but...
... I sprunked the game by drinking more than 620 cans of soda...

by LeafMiiro November 23, 2021

Sprunking

Dating a bunch of lifeguards and balding in your teens

Wow, he's really sprunking.

by forgodandcountry May 17, 2018

sprunk

A combination of being drunk and spun out at the same time.

"Damn man, I got so sprunk last night... first we was drinking Deuce 11 and then packed a fat bowl and then from there man, it was all a fuckin' blur."

by LeyNOS July 2, 2008

sprunk

verb meaning approximately screwed, any unpleasant action
past tense: sprunk'd
origin: a Klein High School math teacher's name

student 1:"how did that unfurry calculus test go?"
student 2:"oh, i sprunk'd up on that."
or
"that class is sprunking my GPA"

by ichelleo December 28, 2003

sprunk

made at beatstreet, sprunk is the act of gettin crunk off of srpite... made originally by brett kaz and shane p

mmm son... this shit can get me sprunk in a jiffy!

Wow, he must be really sprunk because he just got with that thick chick over there!

by brett December 22, 2004

sprunk

non-alcoholic beverage that one would have at a club or from a vending machine. Related to crunk, which is the alcoholic version.

Person 1:"You getting crunk'd tonight"
Person 2:"No. I'm stickin to the sprunk, had too much Crunk Juice last night"

by Craymore December 6, 2004

sprunk macaroni

A very good looking autistic man tends to attract lots of females at all times and is just amazing in bed and has many fetishes such as bdsm feet and uncircumcised penises

Damn look at that sprunk macaroni he fine

Damn straight god damn I wanna hop on his lopsided penis

by Grand autismo May 28, 2019