scrubered

When your Uber takes significantly longer to get you to your destination than you thought it would.

Person A: We've been sitting here for 30 minutes, where you at?
Person B: Sorry bro, got totally scrubered, be there soon.

by SeamusOLanigan April 29, 2016

Spluber

To split an Uber!

Bro1: Dude let's spluber!

Bro2: wtf is spluber? Is that something sexual?

Bro1: Nah bro! It's when you splitan uber! Let's spluber!

by Danilo22 May 10, 2018

skrubekak

Nonsensical ridiculous foolishness usually coming from the town fools mouth.

Can also be used as an insult.

"Oh he speaks nothing but Skrubekak!"

"What a Skrubekak she is!"

by Pasta345 July 15, 2020

dual spruce

to shit and throw up at the same time.

Dude, that Chartwells made me dual spruce!

by bisignano February 17, 2008

Produce the spruce

Dropping phat logs in the toilet

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!

by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019

spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.

local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in

by space captain November 23, 2018

Sprules

Daniel Liam Sprules, a notorious kid from Windermere, England. Makes a living by dealing Cocaine in the back garden of his house with his mother, Amanda Airey. Has a fetish with the word "Lad". Has a YouTube channel which is sure to become infamous for the showing of child pornography.

He's being a total sprules.

by MattxChad November 2, 2013