face splatter

It's when a male skeet a huge load over a females face

Amber couldn't see a damn thing after that awesome face splatter!

by Ldogg6700 September 29, 2013

skrattar du förlorar du

When PewDiePie Trys To make try not to laugh original

skrattar du förlorar du You Laugh You Lose

by KingNat5000 January 29, 2018

jack sprat

A guy who likes fat girls.

The guy who's always chasing and dating large women.
Example: John's a real "jack sprat".

by M. Jenny August 15, 2006

splatter fart

synonomus to shart, a wet version of a long fart ending in swamp ass.

"I had such bad gass that I sharted. When I went to clean up I found I had splatter farted and had to toss the BVD's. Now I have swamp ass and need to shower."

by Meierznutz September 8, 2004

splatturd

n. a turd that has been splattered all over the toilet bowl

v. to splatter a turd all over the toilet bowl, usually unintentionally

Man did that fish taco make me sick. I scooted to toilet and splatturd all over the place.

by pornhorn50 January 11, 2010

Splatter Dong

When you cum on a chicks pussy but not inside her then smack your still hard dong on the puddle of cum sitting on her clit and it splatters all over her stomach and thighs.

I splatter donged her so hard that the cum hit her face.

by dancing jake94 December 11, 2007

Splatter Back Special

The act of vigorously thrusting your shaft deep into a girl on her period, causing blood to splatter over your genitals and belly.

I gave Becky the ole splatter back special last night.

by SplatterKing October 26, 2013