spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"
Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.
by Matt P June 19, 2003
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Spotty Dog Pudding

The proper name is Spotty Dick Pudding, but my parents were too prudish to use such a crude word as Dick and so in our extended family, the name for Spotty Dick Pudding is called Spotty Dog Pudding. It also looks like a Spotty Dog and not like a Spotty Dick.

:-)
On Sundays, I love a bit of spotty dog pudding with custard.
by Black Cat Redhill Surrey July 11, 2023
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Spotty

A dog that's cute but ugly at the same time, represents characteristics such as the urge to lick stuff and dance when food is around.
by Q.21 June 13, 2019
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Spotty

Spots is a skin condition that occurs when your hair follicles become plugged with oil and dead skin cells.
Sam has a “spottyforehead
by JDF719161 January 31, 2022
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Spotty

Person 1: That cinema was kinda spotty ngl
Person 2: Literally, the seats were also spotty, I thought they were gonna break!!
by Lynn456 March 26, 2024
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Spotty

Racist as fuck , and somewhat retarded
by Spottyboy May 28, 2022
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brown spotty

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.
I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!
by GiuElz July 20, 2014
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