spotify 

a bunch of morons who deleted 60% of the kpop industry from their platform

SPOTIFY, GIVE OUR DAMN SONGS BACK U MF-

spotify by froggyjjk February 28, 2021

Spotify 

The one app which I can cry to

Some random mofo: why r u always listening to driver’s license on Spotify

Me: I wonder why

Spotify by Theoneloner April 12, 2021

Spotify 

Protect

I will spotify the princess no matter what try to defeat me.

Spotify by Cookieslice May 10, 2021

Spotify 

The music streaming software that makes ads about not wanting ads. Also has more ads then YouTube.

Person 1: Oh I love this song, Ill play this instead. *clicks on song*
Spotify: Get Spotify premium so you don't have to listen to ads and get more of the experience. *30 secs pass*
*Another 30 sec add plays*

Spotify by Whyyoulookingatmyusername September 6, 2021

Spotify 

To give someone an ultimatum that does not turn out the way you thought it would.

His wife better not try to make him choose between her or his mistress because he might just Spotify his wife.

Spotify by Buckle My Shoe January 27, 2022

Spotify 

Spotify is great app if you want to ruin your hearing with 100% volume and headphones! (It is actually a great app for streaming music, destroy your ears if you want too.)

Girl 1: "Do you listen to Spotify"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"

Spotify by alexbitchboy January 30, 2022

spotify 

the other version of yt music but better ig

person 1: i love spotify
person 2: isn't that just yt music
person 1: no there's a difference

spotify by Im just tired January 16, 2023