Sportsman Skank

An single older woman who has plenty of botox and collagen (usually tattoos as well) who regularly frequents the Sportsman's Public House in Ridgefield, WA. Usually on the prowel.

I think thats the same Sportsman Skank from last time we were here!... I think that's a different one... No it's the same one, just with a hat and a different dude!

by Endofcamelsfoot May 24, 2023

Scotsman's Stare

The strange expression those North of the Border exhibit when they see an attractive member of the opposite sex.

Everytime the projector girl came into the room David Marwick gave her the Scotsman's Stare, it was as if he was back home in Edinburgh.

by Mark June 22, 2006

Scotsman's bollocks

Ginger nut biscuits aka ginger nuts

"Would you like a biscuit with your tea? I have a pack of Scotsman's bollocks" (

by John Banjophonist October 1, 2020

sportsman double

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.

"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"

by a-jizzy October 18, 2007

good sportsman

The act of pouring a sports enhancing beverage on your significant other and an accompanying ass slap after some premium smashing.

I just learned the pouring Gatorade on my wife and saying good game then slapping her ass after nutting on her tits is apparently a no no in my household. Now we are divorced. This is what I get for being a good sportsman.

by classy sazz May 25, 2019

sportsman

generally used to describe someone (i.e. "he's being a real sportsman," or "I was a sportsman all day today") who is holding back a shit, and is consistently busting farts, all the while holding in the shit, which then evolves into a turtle head.

Nick was a real sportsman today while he was at work.

by cullen March 23, 2004

Sportsman

A pushy, ambitious person who walks around you up the escalator and isn't content to wait in line with everyone else. A pejorative term possibly first coined in Moscow where the metro escalators are especially long and walking up them is a tireless endeavor.

Guy 1: Geez, these morons are rushing me up the escalator! Can't they see its like a mile long?!
Guy 2: Just let 'em go by. They must be official "sportsman".

by Legally Pumped December 14, 2012